Saturday, December 21, 2013

A Past Edism

I have decided to post one of my all time favorite exchanges between Ed and I. I can't remember the date but it was sometime last year.


A little back story...

Ed has been praticing his tattooing. He uses the skin of a honeydew melon rather than the fake practice skin that other people use. He has been over at a friends house along with a couple of his friends buddies.

He returns home with some beautiful three dimensional blocks he has tattooed. I examine it and I'm very impressed. I turn it over to find a very crudely drawn penis on the other side. 

I assume Ed had drawn it because we had always discussed if he wanted to become a tattoo artist, he would have to get used to drawing a lot of wolves, and penises.

Me: "Ed! Why'd you draw this penis on here?" 

(Sounding deeply offended, seeing as he's a very talented, self-taught artist.)

Ed: "I didn't draw this! How could you think I drew this?"

*pause while Ed scowls and collects his thoughts.

Ed: "If I drew a penis, you'd know it. You'd be like "Damn, that's a dope ass penis!"

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