I have decided to post one of my all time favorite exchanges between Ed and I. I can't remember the date but it was sometime last year.
A little back story...
Ed has been praticing his tattooing. He uses the skin of a honeydew melon rather than the fake practice skin that other people use. He has been over at a friends house along with a couple of his friends buddies.
He returns home with some beautiful three dimensional blocks he has tattooed. I examine it and I'm very impressed. I turn it over to find a very crudely drawn penis on the other side.
I assume Ed had drawn it because we had always discussed if he wanted to become a tattoo artist, he would have to get used to drawing a lot of wolves, and penises.
Me: "Ed! Why'd you draw this penis on here?"
(Sounding deeply offended, seeing as he's a very talented, self-taught artist.)
Ed: "I didn't draw this! How could you think I drew this?"
*pause while Ed scowls and collects his thoughts.
Ed: "If I drew a penis, you'd know it. You'd be like "Damn, that's a dope ass penis!"
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Introduction
Ed-isms.
These are phrases, words, or thoughts that my boyfriend likes to share out loud. I've been requested by people on facebook to start a blog of all of these nuggets of wisdom from my domestic partner.
So I bring you. "My Boyfriend Said What?"
Or as I like to affectionately call it. "Shit My Boyfriends Says"
I will start with the two from this evening.
Enjoy!
~ M.
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12/21/2013 7:21pm
Me: I'm watching the following video of two of my co-workers singing. Youtube Link when I hear Ed's faint voice in the kitchen.
Me: "Are you singing along?"
Ed: "No, I'm whispering to the biscuits."
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12/21/2013 7:35pm
Ed: "It's going to be weird to work at a place where I don't have knives on hand."
Me: "Yeah. You can't threaten anyone."
Ed: "I don't make threats."
Me: "Yeah? You make promises, right?"
Ed: "No, I make little wishes."
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These are phrases, words, or thoughts that my boyfriend likes to share out loud. I've been requested by people on facebook to start a blog of all of these nuggets of wisdom from my domestic partner.
So I bring you. "My Boyfriend Said What?"
Or as I like to affectionately call it. "Shit My Boyfriends Says"
I will start with the two from this evening.
Enjoy!
~ M.
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12/21/2013 7:21pm
Me: I'm watching the following video of two of my co-workers singing. Youtube Link when I hear Ed's faint voice in the kitchen.
Me: "Are you singing along?"
Ed: "No, I'm whispering to the biscuits."
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12/21/2013 7:35pm
Ed: "It's going to be weird to work at a place where I don't have knives on hand."
Me: "Yeah. You can't threaten anyone."
Ed: "I don't make threats."
Me: "Yeah? You make promises, right?"
Ed: "No, I make little wishes."
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