No explination required.

Face Mullet.

Butt-ception

"I want to get a tattoo of a butt, but get it on my butt. And the butt, is going to have a butt on it's butt.  you know, like inception"

First Edism of the New Year

January 8th, 2014. 6:38pm

We have my friend, Steve, visiting from North Carolina.

Ed was retelling the story about the time he got his nipples pierced and describing how right after they were pierced, he could tell when someone opened a door in the shop because of how cold his nipples felt.

"It was like someone slapped my nipples with York Peppermint Patties."

A Past Edism

I have decided to post one of my all time favorite exchanges between Ed and I. I can't remember the date but it was sometime last year.


A little back story...

Ed has been praticing his tattooing. He uses the skin of a honeydew melon rather than the fake practice skin that other people use. He has been over at a friends house along with a couple of his friends buddies.

He returns home with some beautiful three dimensional blocks he has tattooed. I examine it and I'm very impressed. I turn it over to find a very crudely drawn penis on the other side. 

I assume Ed had drawn it because we had always discussed if he wanted to become a tattoo artist, he would have to get used to drawing a lot of wolves, and penises.

Me: "Ed! Why'd you draw this penis on here?" 

(Sounding deeply offended, seeing as he's a very talented, self-taught artist.)

Ed: "I didn't draw this! How could you think I drew this?"

*pause while Ed scowls and collects his thoughts.

Ed: "If I drew a penis, you'd know it. You'd be like "Damn, that's a dope ass penis!"

Introduction

Ed-isms.

These are phrases, words, or thoughts that my boyfriend likes to share out loud. I've been requested by people on facebook to start a blog of all of these nuggets of wisdom from my domestic partner.

So I bring you. "My Boyfriend Said What?"              
Or as I like to affectionately call it. "Shit My Boyfriends Says"

I will start with the two from this evening.

Enjoy!

~ M.

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12/21/2013  7:21pm

Me: I'm watching the following video of two of my co-workers singing. Youtube Link  when I hear Ed's faint voice in the kitchen.

Me: "Are you singing along?"

Ed: "No, I'm whispering to the biscuits."

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12/21/2013   7:35pm

Ed: "It's going to be weird to work at a place where I don't have knives on hand."

Me: "Yeah. You can't threaten anyone."

Ed: "I don't make threats."

Me: "Yeah? You make promises, right?"

Ed: "No, I make little wishes."

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